Caution: Rant Ahead
To the guy who keeps sending me messages asking if I want to see his penis piercings:
How many effing times do I need to say no?
I know you’re trying to market your schlong and all, and somehow you think that if I would just.take.the.time. (sigh) to look at your member, I wouldn’t be able to resist…
Oh. hmm. Yeah. Sorry. Classic blunder. Always know your demographic before you go blindly wasting your marketing dollars.
I am a woman of quality and character. I also carry around this thing I call self respect.
I am not interested in your member–or any other body part for that matter. I am not concerned with what’s in your wallet or what brand of car you drive.
I want to know how much character you have, if you are a man of quality, if you have self-respect.
I have the answers to those questions, because you have proven that 100% of your value is wrapped up in people you don’t know looking at a picture you took down your pants.
Move on, little boy. Find somebody else to play “If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.”
And maybe, if I can offer a tip, next time, you might take the time to get to know a woman before you go offering pictures of your weenie. Funny thing: women like to be talked to as people.
Alternately, you could try a 900 number. At least they’re paid to pretend to care about your little friend.
Wanna Sass Back?